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Writing my 2 weeks to my manager. Excited to be transferring back up to home, but I’m going to miss it. Everything’s turning around now. Maybe I’ll come back. Ask me in August.

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i have two moods:

1. everybody get the fuck away from me

2. someone come over and cuddle and watch movies with me

there is no in between

But really…

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Typing an essay due tomorrow at 3 in the morning


never seen anything more accurate

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How to have sex
  • Boy: can I put my finger in your belly button?
  • Girl: yeh sure
  • Girl: that's not my belly button
  • Boy: that's not my finger
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Anonymous asked: Hey what school do you go to?


The Derek Zoolander Center For Kids Who Can’t Read Good And Wanna Learn To Do Other Stuff Good Too

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And now a joke, courtesy of my 4th grade self: Aren’t all Fridays good?

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